[Event Post] [In Which Fujiwara argues with a monkey on particles and evil]

[captaindarkness]

::Arguing with Sal, clutching a Banana in one hand, and a Potato in another::

No, you fool, I cannot turn this island evil by building a partcle accelerator out of Bananas!

Besides, it's impractical.

... But it would be unexpected...

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[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*Standing there. Watching you, Fujiwara. Wondering why in the hell anyone would argue with a monkey.*

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Because I cannot erase most of the student body due to DA squeamishness until the last week of my master plan, asses. >(::

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*...See, this is why he'd make sure the remade world didn't have you, Darkness.*

...Erm... Any point to you arguing with a monkey, or are you just that bored, at the moment?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Too bad you'll fail at the last second as per genre cliche::

Bored, and it's an accomplishment.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*...Technically, didn't you just screw yourself over, now?*

How is that an accomplishment?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Nope. Not a one::

Because I AM THAT FUCKING BORED. And I do not have a nigger.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*Right, Mr. Main Villain*

...A what?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Exactly. I know when I lose. That's April::

A NIGGER.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*Of course. Stares at Darkness for a moment... And then just shakes his head, smiling.*

You are incredibly odd, you know that?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Smiles upward::

Of course I am. Would you have me any other way?

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Of course not. At the very least, by now, it's more expected that you'd be at least relatively odd.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Thankie.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Mn...

Besides, if you weren't, certain things might not have happened, regardless.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

All things had to happen.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

"Had to".

But would they have happened the way they did, if you acted any differently?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't. Hitsuzen.

Kid. Your Obsidian Lord voodoo hand wave tricks don't work on me.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*...expression becomes relatively strained, but stays the same, regardless*

I wasn't trying anything, Darkness. I was just speaking to you. Am I not allowed to do that?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Just don't do that whole "Maybe if such and such happened this way instead of that way" shtick, and I'll talk.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

...Hahah... I wasn't exactly going along that route. It was more simple discussion, that's all... But I'll drop that subject, regardless.

((Also, so you know. Webchat isn't connecting. D| Blegh.))

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Nothing you can convince me of Shorty McShort. So, like the weather?

((Oh ah.))

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

It's vaguely pleasant. Granted, it's usually not the weather that's being unfavorable, now is it?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Except December.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Didn't much mind the snow in December, honestly. I found it to be rather pleasant.

Besides, I didn't stay for the entire month, to really experience it.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Fucking lucky you.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Mn? Why say that?