[Event Post] [In Which Fujiwara argues with a monkey on particles and evil]

[captaindarkness]

::Arguing with Sal, clutching a Banana in one hand, and a Potato in another::

No, you fool, I cannot turn this island evil by building a partcle accelerator out of Bananas!

Besides, it's impractical.

... But it would be unexpected...

Comments

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

*... because really, Jessi couldn't NOT have her ask. Feasibility, who needs it?!*

... what the hell are you doing?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Arguing with a monkey on particles, evil, and science. Well, a chimpanzee, really.

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... particles.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes. Like silicone.

Or potato glucose.

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... why.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Because the management says I can't be really evil until March/April.

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... you trip me out sometimes, sweetheart.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*Standing there. Watching you, Fujiwara. Wondering why in the hell anyone would argue with a monkey.*

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Because I cannot erase most of the student body due to DA squeamishness until the last week of my master plan, asses. >(::

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*...See, this is why he'd make sure the remade world didn't have you, Darkness.*

...Erm... Any point to you arguing with a monkey, or are you just that bored, at the moment?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Too bad you'll fail at the last second as per genre cliche::

Bored, and it's an accomplishment.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

*...Technically, didn't you just screw yourself over, now?*

How is that an accomplishment?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

::Nope. Not a one::

Because I AM THAT FUCKING BORED. And I do not have a nigger.

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? I've been preparing for the coming of banana particle accelerators since elementary school!

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

NONSENSE.

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

I have the bunker blueprints to prove it.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

I'll bunker plan you.

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

... What does that even mean?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

I even mean you!!

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

*Here have a Juudai. Have a Juudai looking at you very similar to his icon here*

....

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Just...wondering what you're doing...

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Arguing with SAL.

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Which one of you is winning the argument?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Me!