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Fujiwara, Yusuke ([personal profile] captaindarkness) wrote2008-02-02 11:52 pm

[Event Post] [In Which Fujiwara argues with a monkey on particles and evil]

::Arguing with Sal, clutching a Banana in one hand, and a Potato in another::

No, you fool, I cannot turn this island evil by building a partcle accelerator out of Bananas!

Besides, it's impractical.

... But it would be unexpected...

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? I've been preparing for the coming of banana particle accelerators since elementary school!

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I have the bunker blueprints to prove it.

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
... What does that even mean?

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Now you're just not making any sense!

[identity profile] captaindarkness.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S AN ARMY OF FANGIRLS! ::Points::

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, but that won't work!

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! I sent them after Ryou!

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
That is why you can never underestimate my genius!

[identity profile] captaindarkness.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE IT IS. IT IS A CAKE.

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
I BAKED THIS CAKE MYSELF FROM SCRATCH! IT IS MADE OF TRUTH! ALSO CHOCOLATE!

[identity profile] captaindarkness.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
BUT YOU ARE TENJOUIN FUBUKI, GOD OF LIES.

[identity profile] tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
I AM TENJOIN FUBUKI, THE FUBUKING! MY CAKE IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH!