[Event Post] [In Which Fujiwara argues with a monkey on particles and evil]

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::Arguing with Sal, clutching a Banana in one hand, and a Potato in another::

No, you fool, I cannot turn this island evil by building a partcle accelerator out of Bananas!

Besides, it's impractical.

... But it would be unexpected...

Comments

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You did!

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

LIES MADE OF CAKE!

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

MY CAKE IS NOT A LIE.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT IS. IT IS A CAKE.

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

I BAKED THIS CAKE MYSELF FROM SCRATCH! IT IS MADE OF TRUTH! ALSO CHOCOLATE!

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU ARE TENJOUIN FUBUKI, GOD OF LIES.

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I AM TENJOIN FUBUKI, THE FUBUKING! MY CAKE IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH!

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

THEN WHY DO YOU LIIIIEEEE.

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT LIE.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

YOU DO LIE.

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I do not lie.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes you do.

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

I have never lied! I've been wrong on occasion, but never lied!

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Not even about that time, Fubuki?

[tenjoin-fubuki.livejournal.com]

Yes. Even about then.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe...

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And what do you find so funny?