[Event Post] [In Which Fujiwara argues with a monkey on particles and evil]

[captaindarkness]

::Arguing with Sal, clutching a Banana in one hand, and a Potato in another::

No, you fool, I cannot turn this island evil by building a partcle accelerator out of Bananas!

Besides, it's impractical.

... But it would be unexpected...

Comments

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... particles.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes. Like silicone.

Or potato glucose.

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... why.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Because the management says I can't be really evil until March/April.

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... you trip me out sometimes, sweetheart.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Simply put. I'm a cartoon character. Nice breasts. ::Hefts up Potato and Banana in applaud::

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

*Crosses arms.* Nice ass, ass.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

I do 60 push ups and crunches a day, and I practice cracking walnuts with it.

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

... sarcasm.

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

... What?

[kanna-chan.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic.

Why the hell were you talking about my boobs anyway?

[captaindarkness.livejournal.com]

Because. I'm a dude. It's what we do. We talk shop about boobs.